Tania Torres, Will You– What? It's Your Birthday? Alright..

Better late than never.
     
          First and foremost, thanks to all who saw my promposal video and wrote encouraging comments on Tania's IG. If you're clueless right now here's the link: http://deisainvil.blogspot.com/2014/05/tania-torres-will-you-go-to-prom-with-me.html

          Unfortunately Tania could not attend my senior prom due to her already made plans to celebrate her birthday weekend. I wasn't mad about it. If anything I was mad at myself for not asking for a rain check. I had the opportunity but I was too caught up in the Heat game. I know, I'm ashamed of myself too. Oh well, I still had a great time at prom

           During the week that the video was released I was faced with a few FAQs:

How did you know about her?  I knew about her through her sister Tammy. I knew about Tammy after seeing her in Lil Wayne's "Mrs. Officer" music video.

How old is she? I have no idea. All I know is her birthday is around May 17th and she's a Taurus.

How do you know she didn't lie to you? She didn't. Look at her IG.

What would you do if she did lie to you? I dunno. Lock myself in the bathroom with a bowl of  Haagen-Dazs and lurk on her pictures with Bobby Vinton's "Mr. Lonely" on repeat. The hell kind of question is that?!

          I hope that video sets the standard for guys asking models through video. There are too many videos out there making these guys look soft. Thanks for all the support! My school year ended so, like always, I will be doing a ton of writing this summer. Stay tuned.

Tania Torres, WIll You Go to Prom with Me?

                  What joy do people get out of asking models to go to prom with them because I was just contemplating whether or not I should ask Tania Torres (not the one from Pit bulls and Parolees) but then I thought to myself “Nah.” Here’s why:

                  When that guy asked Kate Upton to Prom, it was clear to see that he’s wasn’t “The Man” at his school. The headline should’ve been “Prepubescent Nerd Asks America’s Top Model to Prom.” There’s a reason why the captain of his school’s football team didn’t make a video like that—he already had a date!

                  This isn’t Weird Science (1985 John Hughes movie). If I brought Tania to Prom or any social event it’s not going to boost my popularity. The girls at school aren’t going to look at me differently; I’ll still be Mr. GQ no matter what. Ha! I’m kidding… Realistically, I’m probably going to get a ton of stares. Maybe one or two guys will give me dap and a few ballsy douchebags will try to dance with her.

                  But on the other hand having Tania as my prom date would be pretty cool. I mean, c’mon, it’s not everyday that something like that happens.

Oh, what the hell. Tania Torres, will you go to Prom with me?

Waitaminute this isn’t right. Allow me to properly propose:  

That Awkward Moment When You Get People Excited and Disappoint Them All…

            Well this is awkward, huh? Listen, I know I owe you all something but the truth is the video is still in post-production. My editor is a very busy man and he hasn’t been able to finish it. We shot new scenes and had a few scheduling conflicts so I had to push it back. What can I say? That’s life.

            So I might as well tell you who the video is for… Tania Torres. Not the one from Pit bulls and Parolees, I’m asking the model who lives in Miami. She’s not necessarily a Kate Upton, meaning she doesn’t have a bunch of pictures on Google. You can hit up her Instagram—itstaniatorres. She has an older sister, Tammy, who is a lot more popular. You can look her up, too—tammy_torres. While you’re at it, feel free to follow me—a_noied_livnias. As you can see they’re both beautiful; we could have a discussion about which one we prefer but we’ll save that for the comment section.

            Believe me, I’m probably more bummed about this than you. What makes me even more disappointed is the fact that the point behind this video is meaningless now. The deadline for bringing non-student guests to my prom has passed and guests cannot be over 20 years old. Yeah, supposedly that rule is enacted to prevent +21 year old from coming to prom and giving under-aged kids booze. Because we all know that teenagers are super sober Prohibitionists, right? I’m not going to say anymore on this because the feds are watching, and by feds I mean my school’s administrators.

            Just know that my expired promposal is 90% done and you will see it eventually. In the meantime, my next post is about nudes so stay tuned for that. It should be up within the next 24 hours.