That Awkward Moment When You Get People Excited and Disappoint Them All…

            Well this is awkward, huh? Listen, I know I owe you all something but the truth is the video is still in post-production. My editor is a very busy man and he hasn’t been able to finish it. We shot new scenes and had a few scheduling conflicts so I had to push it back. What can I say? That’s life.

            So I might as well tell you who the video is for… Tania Torres. Not the one from Pit bulls and Parolees, I’m asking the model who lives in Miami. She’s not necessarily a Kate Upton, meaning she doesn’t have a bunch of pictures on Google. You can hit up her Instagram—itstaniatorres. She has an older sister, Tammy, who is a lot more popular. You can look her up, too—tammy_torres. While you’re at it, feel free to follow me—a_noied_livnias. As you can see they’re both beautiful; we could have a discussion about which one we prefer but we’ll save that for the comment section.

            Believe me, I’m probably more bummed about this than you. What makes me even more disappointed is the fact that the point behind this video is meaningless now. The deadline for bringing non-student guests to my prom has passed and guests cannot be over 20 years old. Yeah, supposedly that rule is enacted to prevent +21 year old from coming to prom and giving under-aged kids booze. Because we all know that teenagers are super sober Prohibitionists, right? I’m not going to say anymore on this because the feds are watching, and by feds I mean my school’s administrators.

            Just know that my expired promposal is 90% done and you will see it eventually. In the meantime, my next post is about nudes so stay tuned for that. It should be up within the next 24 hours.