I've contracted this horrible disease; I just realized it not too long ago. It's called DBS- Douchebag Syndrome. It's when someone sees a beautiful person and acknowledges his or her beauty but immediately points out a flaw.
It's terrible, I know. I don't do this on purpose to make myself feel better, it's just a natural reaction. But it's not like I sit and try to find a flaw if I can't see one—that's the A—hole Syndrome. I know a few people who have it. They will see an attractive girl and try to pinpoint an imperfection. Because in their eyes, it's impossible to be a perfect 10; there has to be at least one or two things wrong with you.
I probably sound like a jerk right now but I know I'm not the only one who does this. There are other diseases out there. You go the I'm-a-huge-tease-but-I'm-really-a-prude Syndrome, there are those who suffer Hit-and-Run disorder, and plenty of people who are stuck in Limbo (overly serious relationships that alter your personality). Which disease do you have? Which case have you dealt with and how did it turn out? Let me know in the comments!
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